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Oh you’re a “Disney Fan” then what’s Mickey Mouse’s Social Security number?

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an important thing to know about me is that I love riffing in someone else's mentions with no regard for diminishing returns

Looping back to the classics: someone did a great remaster of Vangelis' Blade Runner score. Play this at maximum volume.

youtube.com/watch?v=k3fz6CC45o

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KEEP HARKING! I've Been On This Rock For Five Weeks, Or Two Days

dril's classic skeleton war post is finally given its place as religious scripture

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Rebecca Black's "Friday" is mistakenly identified as the correct audio track for the closing moments of The Seventh Seal

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In 50,000 years alien archaeologists will find the meme with the queue of skeletons all declaring, "It's Friday," and it will be impossible for those researchers to distinguish it from Black Death era danse macabre art. You're welcome

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The Fly is a silly little story about how Machine Learning never actually understands what humans mean

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*liberal voice* maybe Kaneda should simply Akira slide into a polling booth

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considering the online culture shift away from "xXx_sepiroth512" type usernames and towards "weedboner" type usernames

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thinking about sowing discord between two groups with superficial differences to hide the fact that I am the true villain, and if they were to join forces they would easily topple me. anyone tried this?

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it's fucked up that potash is its own thing and not just the cool, hip way to talk about potassium

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*ignoring how marketing and money and budgets work* I think film studios should just surprise-drop movies like albums

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Right of succession goes to Charles in theory but the lead corgi insists that Liz whispered in his ear her dying words, “The dog who would be king.” Then we get a 1066 situation as the Downing Street cat also barges in out of nowhere

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I kind of like how Tumblr seems to be trying the same thing Twitter/Instagram/Facebook are doing, where it cuts you off in one or fewer posts and gives you a login screen to force you to sign up to see anything

But in classic Tumblr style, theirs is so incompetent you can just hit the back button in your browser and the login screen goes away, leaving you unencumbered

Imagine if the corgis orchestrated a last minute coup

Vegan-unfriendly sex warning 

Those packs are like $20 normally which is insane but I’m hoping totally worth it because they’re apparently the only condom in stores now that has a water-based lube :saladcat:

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I’m not extra about coupons in general but I will get really extra about them for petty indulgences sometimes. Yesterday we got our updated booster vaccines and Walgreens gave us each a coupon for $10 in rewards if we spent at least $1 in the next two weeks. So then in separate transactions I bought a few tiny things and today I just walked in and got a 3-pack of lambskin condoms for virtually free

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putting a 'this is not a place of honor' sign above the cat box

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