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Christopher Walken? That kid from Winnie the Pooh?

piss christ is both salty and umami jesus

What's your blood type?

Musician death, suicide possible 

Lead singer for the Black Dahlia Murder has died under currently unexplained but probably-depressing circumstances. Kind of a rough moment given his mental health struggles and this also happening during Mental Health Awareness month.

Listening to the new release Sombre Arcane apparently did last year, not sure yet what I think of it. I feel like as far as dungeon synth artists go they really lie at a particular intersection of "exceptionally nerdy" and "remarkably creative"

Following a successful petition from fans, Beckett inserted a new ending into the play's re-release, in which Godot actually arrives.[12]

guy who thinks Coheed & Cambria are a duo a la Simon & Garfunkel

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Eugen kicked off the Butlerian Jihad to get rid of all the bots

Crazy Eugen’s Pedigree Horse Semen Emporium

His Prices Are INSANE!!! ™️

My stupid vampires are going to lose to one of the biggest dialogue slogs on the planet, RIP

Just had a concerning moment where I realized some people out there probably still love Amanda Palmer


Now I'm picturing him as Emperor Shaddam dancing to the Dune-based lyrics of Fatboy Slim's "Weapon of Choice", and the circle is complete.

LET ME REMIND YOU that it was Christopher Walken in the Fatboy Slim video for "Weapon of Choice," famously known for the lyric "walk without rhythm and it won't attract the worm"

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The Emperor says remember to walk without rhythm so you won't attract the worm

It's me, I'm the one person who wants a web page to send me desktop notifications. Sorry about that everyone

for newcomers to this website from the US: the "Eurovision" that everyone keeps talking about is the name of the creator of Mastodon, Eurovision Gagron.

work grump 

Protop: Do not, under any circumstances, but least of all after 5:00 PM, ask someone if they've got "5 minutes" when what you need is help troubleshooting a thing that _could_ take 5 minutes but could also take 5 hours

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