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I'm a half-man, half-goat-demon creature skulking around the woods of Massachusetts. Sometimes I make things like digital art, leathercrafts, graphite sketches, little sculptures, and sometimes I paint minis. I love earthy nature stuff, dead stuff, and being a chill Satanist/pagan. I watch movies and TV and have opinions on them. I repair computers to survive under capitalism. I'm queer and married to @wicche, we have three cats that I post about a lot. My beard is a foot long.

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Be the demon you want to hang out with in hell.

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The boys
They returned to town
Yes
YES
The boys are back

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Y’all will NOT believe what I just found jammed between the base of the bathroom cabinet and the bathroom wall

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@infernusgoatus I've had similar problems, but then my cat tumbles ass over teakettle off the top of the fridge and takes out my cup of coffee, so we're both at fault really.

Learning how to live in a house with beings that are 20x your size must be an adventure.

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"Why can't I be excited for food/pets without things falling from the sky"
--Wraith right now

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I don't have any friends here who are my own;

Yesterday I dropped one of the (metal) food bowls while getting the cats' dinner ready and it startled Wraith so bad that I had to spend a solid two minutes reassuring him, and now I just dropped my wallet on the floor while he was asking for attention and I feel like the worst cat daddy on the planet.

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it's my birthday today if u wanna give me a quid or woteva 😘🥳🤪 :blobby_smile: :thinkergunsunglasses:

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(onboarding new star wars background characters)
me: ok *checks notes* Scrimbo Sleebo.. your going to shuffle back and forth in that alley dragging this gray burlap sack full of space tin cans
Scrimbo: Cha wada tooki!
me: great, love it. Next!

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@infernusgoatus if you can't laugh with your partner, are you even having sex

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Prince Charles dies and then another boat gets stuck for a year in the Suez canal. Our nation comes together in peace

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Type of guy who always looks cool during sex

Sure it can be serious and A Mood but in the end it's a very silly affair and sometimes you just have to have a snicker about it.

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The trick to not killing the mood when taking off clothes is to simply understand that sex is silly and anything silly that happens leading up to or during is just part of the fun.

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The correct answer is

1) start pulling them down sexily
2) realize you're going to look goofy when you have to get them off over your feet
3) kiss the person you're with so they don't see you step on your crumpled pants one foot at a time to get out of them

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